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幽默有趣的勵(lì)志句子

1.如果人沒有夢(mèng)想,跟咸魚有什么區(qū)別?

If people don't have dreams, what's the difference with salted fish?

2.面子不是別人給的,是自己湊上來丟的。

Face is not given by others, it is lost by oneself

3.憑你的智慧,我很難跟你解釋。

It's hard for me to explain to you with your wisdom

4.你長(zhǎng)的難看不是你的錯(cuò),你出來嚇人就是你的錯(cuò)了。

It's not your fault that you look ugly. It's your fault that you come out to scare people.

5.美好的愛情就是,一個(gè)臭不要臉一個(gè)假裝矜持,千萬不要等到臭不要臉的那個(gè)走了,假裝矜持的那個(gè)才哭了。

Beautiful love is, one is shameless, one pretends to be reserved, don't wait for the shameless one to leave, the one pretending to be reserved to cry.

6.有錢沒錢沒關(guān)系,但起碼要做一個(gè)值得尊重的人,(話鋒一轉(zhuǎn))我寧愿有錢。

It doesn't matter whether you have money or not, but at least you should be a person worthy of respect. I'd rather have money.

7.來人啊,關(guān)門,放狗。

Come on, close the door and let the dog go

8.掃地只不過是我的表面工作,我真正的身份是一位研究僧。

Sweeping the floor is just my superficial work. My real identity is a research monk.

9.我正在談兒女私情,國(guó)家這種小事改天再說啦。

I'm talking about my children's affairs. I'll talk about the country some other time.

10.我一生孤獨(dú),唯一相依為命的只有這顆人頭,你要拿走他,恐怕沒有那么容易。

I've been lonely all my life. The only one who depends on each other is this head. I'm afraid it's not so easy for you to take it away.

11.喂,你介不介意把褲子拉高一點(diǎn),我想看看你的腿。

Hello, would you mind pulling up your pants? I want to see your legs.

12.只有越來越強(qiáng)大,才能越來越童話。

Only when we become stronger and stronger, can we become more and more beautiful

13.別以為你長(zhǎng)的帥,我就不打你。

Don't think you are handsome, I won't beat you

14.你完全沒有問題,你爸媽有問題,把你生成這個(gè)樣子。

You have no problem at all. Your parents have problems. They make you look like this.

15.不是我喜歡打架,是很多人喜歡被我打。

It's not that I like to fight, it's that many people like to be beaten by me

16.不開心,就算長(zhǎng)生不老也沒用,開心,就算只活幾天也足夠。

Not happy, even immortality is useless, happy, even if only live a few days is enough.

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