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JOKE︱關(guān)于吃的笑話,你get到笑點(diǎn)了嗎
JOKE


天真冷

我們繼續(xù)看跟吃有關(guān)的話題

這次換成笑話

請(qǐng)努力get笑點(diǎn)


This budgeting problem.
Almonds are good for when I want to have a healthy snack and want to stop having twelve dollars.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland)
This perfect balance.
Going for a walk because I want to stay healthy. Taking along a box of M&M's because let's be honest here.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall)
And this fact about how your time gets spent.
The five years of life you gain by eating healthy are spent preparing healthy food.
— Joel Ingersoll (@FlyoverJoel)
This delicious-sounding salad.
I'll have a salad but on top of a burger with cheese 'So you want a cheeseburger?' Yes but when you bring it to me say here's your salad
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew)
This meal plan that sounds easy enough to stick to.
9am: protein shake, oatmeal 1pm: small salad, chicken breast 5pm: grilled salmon, spinach 9pm: 4 whole 'i don't give a shit anymore' pizzas
— chuuch (@ch000ch)
This accurate description of lettuce.
ad for letuce: do u- hey do u ever wish u coud eat water
— jomny sun but scarey (@jonnysun



This totally rational fear.
This wonderful feeling of ~newness~.
Because seriously, it’s a lifestyle.
This example of pushing yourself.
And this reasoning.

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